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(Secondhand watching movies on planesis a favorite Vulture pastime, of course.)
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In other news, the woman next to me is watching NOTTING HILL.
A few choice folks will get the irony of this happening on my last flight of this sojourn.
Also… Julia Roberts is STUNNING in this film.
And holy shit Lester Freamon is in this?!
a G and a Gent, was a Telluride regular for quite some time.
He just made out with Julia Roberts and Im like… HUH?
Julia just looks waaaaaaaay too much for his character in this!
But I cant hear it so maybe he got game?
Like English cat game???
Translation: TEW MUCH FOR HUGH!!!
And my ITunes is starting to actually sync with the movie.
They seemed to break up and now Julia is in a space suit (?!)
and THIS just came on!!
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Yoooooooo is that wild lookin English cat I aint seem him in forever!!!
The dude with the crazy hair, he got jokes I remember that dude!!!!!
(For the record, hes talking about Rhys Ifans.)
Okay I maybe should stop drinking I had NO IDEA that woman was in a wheelchair.
Like… is that a reveal or did I just miss it???
Everybody knows HUGH GRANT DONT SHAVE!!!!
That dude aint NEVER NOT BEEN CLEAN SHAVEN!!!
I doth protest!!!
English cat game means HUGH AINT TO SHAVE BRUH!!!!!
Flag on the play Coach Michell!!!
Clearly a period piece BTW: what kind of bookstore owner has a flat like THAT in NOTTING HILL?
Okay: Julia Roberts on a roof in Notting Hill.
In Hugh Grants sweatshirt on a roof in Notting Hill.
Little to no makeup.
Okay THEN… then I would get it.
But wait, did I miss it???
Wow and now she is PISSED!!!
With infinite lumens and a millionwatt range.
She looked at him and I felt his loss.
There was a time when this womans smile could literally replenish you
The Wi-Fi is finally getting spotty.
But I think were near the end?
I just lost a tweet when the Wi-Fi gave out.
I should get back to my actual writing.
But… all I can think as I watch this is…
I love that I get to do this for a living.
SHE WALKED OUT THE DOOR!!!!!!!
THIS MOVIE IS THE SHIT!!!!!
Shes not coming back, right?!
Tell me theres no epilogue?!
And now hes at an AA meeting?!?!?
Hes at the… bookstore?
And everybody just got into one tiny ass car, Im shooketh!!!!
THATS RIGHT HUGH HUMBLE YOSELF!!!
Thats Julia Roberts bruh, chase you must!!!!
I need a coffee, like… yeah
Oh LORD this just transitioned into PTSD thats a press junket!
Thats a junket, right?!
YAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!
Julia shot him that brow!!!
Them eyebrows was like ANNNNNNND SAY SUMTHIN!!!!!!!!
BUT WHAT DOES HE SAY?!?!?!?
What does SHE say?!
His ass had better had EARNT THAT!
What did he say?!
Okay and now EVERYBODYS KISSING except English Cat Game Number One Hugh Grant?
Im going to drink some coffee and abstain from tweeting THAT
Fin!
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