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Nobody knows how to talk aboutthe divisive sexual-misconduct claimsagainst Aziz Ansari.

Should theseSNLdinnergoers discuss it openly and freely at a nice Italian restaurant?

Or … probably not.

As perhaps the wisest person says: Cant we just go back to the dog?!

We were happy when we were talking about the dog!

Not in this postmodern world, buddy.

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