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This post originally ran after the author had seenBook Club.
It has been updated to reflect her experience seeingMamma Mia!
Here We Go Again.
Every summer gets the heartthrob it deserves.
But now were living in a postNice for Whatreality.
Were like three tweets away from nuclear war and/or a presidential indictment.Kanyeis dropping basically a dozen albums at once.
Rihanna isnt dropping Fenty highlighter andFenty lingerieso we could have a crush on someone born in 1996!
This summer is going to require somebody with a little more …finesse.
(And someone who can legally drink!)
Here We Go Again, it is the summer of thirsting after Andy Garcia!
InBook Club, Garcia plays Mitchell, a 60-something smooth-talking pilot sweeping Diane Keaton off her feet.
(Theyre in the process of begging her to move.)
Hes a hottie, and Diane is flush!
When he asks about it, she blushes and stammers.
Uh … itsMoby Dick?
Its just a super-lush, Nancy Meyers-y time, with wine and green-screened views of the ocean.
Maybe that hasnt happened yet, Mitchell says demurely.
Drink white wine on his pools inflatable swan.
This is not an exhaustive list.
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In theMamma Miasequel, Garcia plays Fernando Cienfuegos.
Thetrailer shows him(1) dancing with Cher, and (2) lighting a tiki torch.
Garcias daughters Instagram shows himat the beachandposing in front of a scenic view.
Hes a hotel employee with a mysterious past, and lots of neck scarves.
(If you learn one thing from Diane Keaton, it is the art of the neck scarf!)
Im tired of group chats about young, beautiful crushes orBachelor-style romances full of globe-trotting date nights.
Update:Book Clubgave us Andy Garcia as the hot Diane Keatondating jetsetter.
It was an Andy Garcia snack.
He putters around the grounds.
He puts fresh soil in the flower pots.
He lights tiki torches.
He says things like, The pleasure and privilege will be mine.
Here We Go Againis the story of a mother and daughter that works as aGodfather IIstye prequel and sequel.
Suddenly Trump isnt president, winter is not coming, my phone isnt dying.
Garcia shouts, alluding to the time of their love.
(Take note: Their love story is the only suitable prequel to round out thisMamma Miatrilogy.)
Cue Fernando, fireworks, and the audiences applause.
According to the Bible, God created men so Cher would have someone to sing Fernando to inMamma Mia!
Here We Go Again.
(I know this is truebecause I tweeted it.)
