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Why wontLili ReinhartandCole Sprousejust let us be happy for them?
The pair posted mysterious Instagram captions suggesting that they havent broken up, asUs WeeklyandWmagazinehave reported.
If they are over, that sucks, but were all matureRiverdalestans who can handle chaos.
If theyre still together … why are they doing any of this?
For the love of collaborating on cryptic captions over iMessage and confirming the best bits with a Haha react?
Listen, a little will-they-wont-they or a littleIrina Shayk evasionis fun for everyone.
But is it worth line-reading captions like theyre poetry?
Well, were doing it anyway.
Lets take a look at their mysterious Instagram posts.
UNPRECEDENTED: Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart consume the flesh of reliable sources to fuel their bacchanalian sex cult.
Its the plot ofCardi Bs Press.Everyones familiar.
But instead of ending full stop, he adds that theyre fueling their bacchanalian sex cult.
How proud is he of using that word, first of all?
Second, so are they still having sex?
Are they having sex with multiple partners?
Are they coming out as polyamorous?
Are we reading too far into a joke?
There are no wrong outcomes here.
We would just like to know which one it is.
BREAKING: A reliable source has confirmed that none of you know shit.
Or maybe shes just being aggressive about everyone knowing her business.
(Again, Cardi B already wrote the lyrics to that song.)
This media stir and leaning into the DGAF attitude?
Its the perfect recipe for movie buzz.
