Americas Next Top Model
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Well, at least its over.
So cool, Philipp!
Drew coldly informs the girls that one of them must leave immediately.
No hug from Tyra, no critical explanation as to why,nada.
And its poor Shanice that gets the ax.
The contestants will each walk with one of these little girls down the runway.
A powerful and knowing Tyra Banks voice-over explains our societal conception of beauty …is a lie.
True beauty is everywhere, you see, and takes all forms.
Has there ever been such gravitas thrown behind one of the most hackneyed bromides in the world?
Meanwhile, beauty isntjustskinny and blonde.
As for the Final Three?
Its almost impossible to judge them against one another because theyre so different.
Or is it her height?
It was fun when she made theLife Size 2joke a few episodes ago, we guess.
One things for sure: The dress they give her to walk the runway is way too fucking long.
After the runway, even the finalists are unsure which way this will go.
Of course its happening now.
Take us out back, kindly.
Kylas picture is praised because thats what we do now, praise Kylas pictures.
In an affront to logic and merit and making any goddamnsense, Khrystyana is eliminated.
Khrystyana, by far the favorite, is good-natured about her exit, but were salty on her behalf.
Or at least we would be if there were any real stakes or meaning behind any of this.
We dont know, its an insult somewhere along those lines.
He does not work.
He is petulant and tells models to sleep with more men to do their jobs better.
In the most unfortunate of ironies, we suggest again that Law hire an image architect for himself.
Congratulations to Kyla, a beautiful girl who seems like a nice person and is definitely not compelling television.
We guess, in the end, that makes sense.Americas Next Top Modelis not here to reinvent the wheel.
We think its important, however, to note that this is not a good reality show.
But most importantly, this show is cruel.
