Americas Next Top Model
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The rest of the girls are otherwise mild and uncompelling.
But this is modeling, apparently.
Its a charming and fine,personablepresentation.
Kylas avatar is educated and for equality.
She throws in some fun catchphrases, like saying Next-level fierce, in Russian.
Khrystyana wins a styling/image-architecting session with Law, which is good since shes run out of clothes.
That little reveal is charming as well!
On the bus home, Jeana continues her tantrum and we kind of get it.
Later, a sympathetic Khrystyana takes the time to console her in the bathroom.
Somewhere, a beautiful bald snake is eating its own tail.
It needs to be bigger.
Even a Be bigger, or Give me more actively bored, would help, but to no avail.
Kyla throws a grape and shes treated as if shes Nicole Kidman inBirth.
Next, the girls perform in solo sections of the music video.
Kyla crawls seductively on a table and scowls decently.
Jeana is dead-focused on giving ice-cold-bitch realness throughout all of her takes, but it just reads as one-note.
Rio, meanwhile, gives nothing but agape mouth the entire time.
This is, we guess, a way to keep Kyla memorable.
And so, her crawling was good and she gets positive feedback.
How did this make it past the edit?
Who encouraged this person?
You heard it here first, and also probably like ten weeks ago.
We think we said it at some point.
At least Khrystyana has kept us company.
Jeana is read for just giving Jeana the whole time.
There is no variety in her performance, or in her completely unabashed mean-mug during judging.
Backstage Khrystyana gracefully apologizes for misspeaking, but still takes Jeana to task for pushing her on-set.
Oh Jeana, we hardly knew ye, probably because we werent given a real chance.
