Americas Next Top Model
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Thus, acting was invented as we know it today.
Does this make sense to any of you, or do you feel disoriented?
But thats reality television!
you might shout at us, so loudly that we truly worry for you.
But they did not, and she leaves the show feeling dangerously worse about herself.
Its sad and brace yourself, babe problematic.
The WTF nature of the critiques dont end with Rhiyan, mind you.
She was serving Tip-Me-Over-and-Pour-Me-Out-Teapot realness when she was supposed to be scary.
Are we in the Twilight Zone?
Is this horror-themed installment ofAmericas Next Top Modelworking on some deleterious meta level?
Someone who does not have the opportunity to hear her own bizarre critique is the previously charming-bizarre Liz.
Looking back, maybe she shouldnt have been there to begin with.
Also feeling uneasy are almost all of the contestants, who are tasked with acting in this episode.
Its not like were Ashley Graham or anything.
You are the noun.
But you need the verb.Tomodel.
Not just the existence of.
We hope that not only the ladies in the competition, but SAT students everywhere, were listening.
This feels extremely arbitrary, as its applied willy-nilly to some of the girls.
However, we can confirm that each of these contestants are, in fact, wearing wigs.
Thems just the metaphysical facts!
This episode didnt serve us Next Level Fierce.
In fact, here we have an hour thats narratively, competitively, and emotionally irresponsible.
