Americas Next Top Model

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The art of taking our bodies this way, and that way, to and fro.

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We consider the human form in all of its gorgeous capability.

We canmodelnext to a billowing parachute.

And thats what this episode ofAmericas Next Top Modelis about.

That, and newly defined cliques that are probably four episodes too late.

Fresh off her winlast week, Kyla is feeling the pressure to keep delivering.

), so Kyla will have to continue to improve.

Occupying yet more space is the negative cloud of despair that follows Brendi K. everywhere she goes.

Or maybe she was already resigned to failure.

Also, shes on an emotionally abusive reality television program.

The winner is Jeana, much to Shanices dismay.

The Erin is 42 Drinking Game is still in full effect, yall.

since this episode started.

Everyone else seems to also do well, save for Jeana.

and Jeana confidently replies that that will not be a problem.

She makes you feel like you might do it, too.

Look, we dont know, it made sense when we were watching it.

Dont sleep on Shanice, or Sha-Nasty, or Sha-Nice.

Remember there areat leastthree of her.

Her decision becomes painfully clear as a defeated Brendi doesnt even allow herself the opportunity to receive critique.

You guys remember Rhiyan?

Anyway, we wish Brendi the best and dont blame her for getting the fuck out of here.

Until then, well keep lurching through life until we find our own Jermaine Browns to lift us up.