Americas Next Top Model
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What hath late capitalism wrought?
), so that even us normals at home can get a blue check just by taking mirror selfies.
What a time to be a meaningless node in the world.
I would no … what?
She then says in confessional, Kylas doing this simply to get attention or something.
I dont even know what thats about.
Everyone else falls in between them and Erin, who has 43, which is Erins age plus one.
Everyone at home playing the Erin Is Old drinking game can take a shot.
She doesnt get social media!
Russians hacked our election and destabilized our democracy using what?
Ugh, Erin has no time for any of this mess!
She is ancient and writes onparchment!
It is at this moment that Rio calls Kyla stupid again in confessional, which is itself stupid.
Cut to confessional, where Rio more freely states that Kyla is overreacting.
Well leave the use cases of brawny and plus-sized to our gender linguistics professor we never had.
Sandra is uncomfortable standing next to a man while Drew tells her to be more fierce.
He demonstrates by thrusting his face in the air and growling like a dog, which is pretty great.
and we happily take back all the bad things weve said about Kyla this season.
Rio then narrowly escapes the bottom two before Sandra and Khrystyana get called up.
Khrystyana is told she might be inconsistent, which is categorically untrue given her string of wins.
