Americas Next Top Model
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All hail the glorious return of go-sees!
Or, um, castings, as we call them in a post-Ora world?
For now, well just settle for deep discussions between the models about whatkunstmeans in German.
Tyra Mail arrives and hints at a challenge rooted in the real world, which bravely eschews M-theory.
Ashley Graham he is not.
Cue the childhood photos and shutter sound effects.
Its run by three straitlaced white women who bristle as a peppy Erin tries on one of their rompers.
Group Two gets swapped in and makes a decent impression with the B.O.G.
ladies, who do make note of Jeana getting overwhelmed by the size of the clothing.
Jeana is tiny and thats bad, think fast!
Finally, we arrive at our last studio, that of the fun and sequin-loving Maggie Barry.
God bless him for not having a single nurturing bone in his body.
Also, surprise, the runway show is happening now!
But Shanices psoriasis rears its head again, and she struggles to cope with the wig shes provided.
while we were in the makeup chair.
Go off, Shanice, dont let anybody stunt on you.
Kyla struggles with interpreting what cybersexy means, and were honestly stumped, too.
But its Drew Elliotts world and were all just living in it.
At the judges panel, we get some expected critiques.
With Kyla, we get to dust off a classic Tyra-ism Your features wear you.
You dont wear your features, which we can cherish as the tiniest modicum of the shows old glory.
Who image architects the image architects from saying horrendously inappropriate shit?
Khrystyana stuns in her executive androgyny cover, as does Rio in her 50s pixie cut.
Shanices photo gets middling remarks and another reprimand from Drew for her on-set behavior, which she deeply regrets.
Rio edges out Khrystyana for Best Photo, and Kyla barely escapes landing in the bottom two.
Her track record is as inconsistent as ever, but were still rooting for her.
Heres to Erin getting at least a triple-figure Instagram following.
