American Woman
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I wanted her to make a Steve Urkel voice and say, Did I do that?
but Steve Urkel wasnt even born yet.
Steve (non-Urkel) tells Bonnie that hes taking her and the girls to the country club for dinner.
Bonnie complies and when she arrives, its like stepping into her old life.
I wanted to smack the happy grin right off of his handsome square-jawed face.
And who the hell is that blonde Betty Draper wannabe that theyre having dinner with?
This very unpleasant womans name must be Carol.
Only a Carol would act like that.
(Those played by Cate Blanchett excluded.)
After dinner Steve thinks that hes going to crawl right back into Bonnies bed like nothing ever happened.
Theres only one problem: Bonnie doesnt want him back.
I like my life without you.
Steve hasnt changed at all.
I guess he has to feel that way or his pecker would fall off or something.
Also, its not the only store in town.
Anyway, Bonnie has made some changes.
She tells the girls that she and Steve are done for good.
She also tells them that theyre going to have to get a house they can afford.
She also tells them that she doesnt think she and hunky painter Adam are going to work out.
Leave one loose thread, Bonnie, especially when it looks so good.
Did Bonnie sell her car or something?
Shes traded in comfort for independence.
But did she also trade in her car?
She lives in Los Angeles.
That is just absolutely insane.
Kathleen had her own voyage of self-discovery.
You in danger girl, just like the Whoopi Goldberg GIF says.
Kathleen buys it though and shows up at the office later with every bridal magazine ever published.
Want to start going over color schemes?
I guess thats the one benefit of marrying a gay dude.
A straight dude wouldnt care about the color scheme at all.
He couldnt even put it under aNational Geographicor anything?
Luckily Diana finds her and calls Bonnie to come over.
Bonnie pulls Kathleens trigger and makes her puke out all of the pills.
When she recovers, Kathleen tells Diana and Bonnie that she always dreamt about her wedding day.
She thinks they both deserve someone who is a combination of Paul Newman and Robert Redford.
Did Kathleenseehis porn magazine?
I think he wants someone a bit more like Burt Reynolds.
It was that easy all along?
All she had to do was go play tennis?
What a waste of a season.
