American Woman
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Bonnie is bad at parties.
In the first episode, she throws a party for her husband, who isnt even invited.
I was too distracted by Adams weird half-ponytail that was sticking out the back of his head.
Was this the 70s equivalent of a bad man-bun?
Of course he does.
What kind of question was that?
Your hot side piece should never meet the kids.
There is nothing less sexy than meeting the kids.
I would rather eat that half-melted ice-cream cone than meet the kids.
The girls think that he is going to replace their father and she assures them that he wont.
This is what Im talking about it.
What kind of party is this?
Bonnie couldnt even invite one of her school friends?
Not cousin Oliver who lives next door?
Snatch it together, lady.
This isnt a party, this is just carry-out.
The only thing worse than meeting the kids is asurprisemeeting-the-kids.
She should have sent him packing right away.
Adam eventually warns Steve that maybe he will take his place and Steve decks him.
What happens next is a bit befuddling.
One of these guys didnt have the decency to storm out?
They both just wanted to stick around for the magician?
The most exciting story this week, as every week, is Diana.
She replies, Get out of my car.
Damn, what a power move.
What happened on the car ride home?
That must have been one very uncomfortable ride.
But for right now shes throwing a pity party.
Thats the kind of party not even Bonnie could screw up.
