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I mean, we all know that right?

They might not have known it in 1974, but do we need to repeat it?
I am not complaining.
Turns out it was covered in grass stains from her rolling around in it and tripping on magic mushrooms.
Thats how you know its bad, when the paper is pink.
She says that is just money for tacos.
Listen, lady, in 2018 dollars a taco costs $4 at most.
How many 1974 tacos was she going to buy?
Bonnies next solution is to get baby Jessica a job.
(Oh my God, rememberBaby Jessica?)
Bonnie is so relieved that she sleeps with him.
Damn, how much sex does this lady need?
She left Adams bed not 12 hours ago and shes already rolling around in the hay again?
(I dont know that, but it would be fitting.)
A ribbed tank-top undershirt?
A Hanes His Way?
You know what I mean.
She tells Greg about the good work she did casting and seems to be asking him back.
Some dude she picked up in a bar?
Dianas problem this week is her boss, Mr. Bishop.
and with that question his words created a Reddit page for Incels that is still going strong today.
This is all Dianas fault.