American Woman
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Each week I find something else that Im in love with in Bonnies house.
While were at it, can we talk about every single last thing in Kathleens house?
Kathleen, however, wants to knock it all down.
That includes inviting a decorator to come over to redo the whole place.
Kathleen says there is no budget, as long as Greg is eradicated.
Which brings me to this question: Where does all of Kathleens money come from?
Do we just assume its family money?
Did she have a husband who died and left her a fortune?
Did she win the Monopoly game at McDonalds?
Wait, they didnt have that for like another ten years.
Kathleen goes to see Gregs friend Alan whom she caught making out with him last episode.
Alan claims that he loves Greg.
I dont know that he loves him necessarily, but he sure is hot for him.
Kathleen, however, lashes out at Alan and gay people in general.
Theres an order to things in this world.
Then she makes that fateful trip to the grocery store.
Of course shes right.
Seems like its a little too late for Kathleen to develop some gaydar.
He tells her to keep her voice down because he doesnt want to be outed at his local Ralphs.
Ironically Local Ralphs is also the name of one of L.A.s oldest gay bars.
I made that up.)
Kathleen tells him that her boyfriend is gay and then asks what she can do about it.
He tells her the truth, Nothing.
She backs out right into another car.
Hey, I know what that is, because I watchedThe Americans.
For those of you who dont watchThe Americans, Im not going to explain it to you.
Go watchThe Americansyou philistine.
Looks like Kathleen is about to get a little New Agey with it.
Diana is having a rough time as well.
She was passed over by Mr. Bishop for the promotion at the bank for a man.
We all saw that coming.
They tell her shes an inspiration to them for rising up the corporate ladder as much as she has.
Want the second half?
Will someone hey get in a time machine and tell this woman that we dont do slut shaming anymore?
Diana arrives home to find out that her mother had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
She marches into her bosses office the next day and says she wont be passed over for another promotion.
Shes going to be so good at her job that hell have to notice her.
Its all about those small victories.
Bonnie had the most boring story of the episode.
Nothing at all really happened.
However, he has no money so he cant help Bonnie pay the mortgage.
Then she finds out that she doesnt need birth control anymore because shes infertile.
What does she need more kids for?
All in all, her life is looking at lot better at the moment than her friends.
She should be celebrating!
