American Vandal

Save this article to read it later.

Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection.

Said janitor was by all accounts superhot and, according to DeMarcus, changed the whole janitor game.

Article image

No one can beatAmerican Vandalfor secondary character development and, I guess, personality-driven side quests (Subplots.

The word youre looking for is subplots.)

(Private faculty quarters.

The term youre looking for is private faculty quarters.)

I love it every time.

Lil Ks brother gets his mushrooms from Hot Janitor (We needed them for Bumbershoot.

(Me, softly, to my computer screen: I would DIE for Hot Janitor.)

(Theres a 3-D re-creation of the vomiting sequence.

This show, man.)

Mr. Fernandez, however, left campus early that day right after lunch.

Mr. Fernandez angrily denies anything of the kind, and throws them out of the classroom.

Why would Mr. Fernandez want to deny eating shit?

Kevins sunk, and hes not interested in any comfort anyone can have a go at offer him.

Yeah, he says, unmoved.

Itd be totally impractical in actual combat.

I regret the purchase.