American Vandal

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Theres something about watching high-schoolers name people they only sort-of know by their full names that is transcendentally funny.

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(Also, do super-fancy private Catholic schools actually have chicken finger Mondays?

Tanner and Kevin are in a band together called Horsehead.

(Or Horsehead Collective, Im not sure.

I used to think they were awesome in middle school, but they really suck.)

Hes amazing, equal partsRex from I Love Lisaand Tracy Flick.

He admits it to me.

I mean I could … Well, okay, so he doesnt admit it.

He lies to me a lot.

But I can tell when hes lying.

So I dont think that he did it.