American Vandal

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Be it ever so creative, Ill never love a joke about poop.

Aside from Throwback Thursday, I havent heard Shit Stain McClain in years.

And Alex Wright dressed as him for Halloween because Kevin gave him his hat!

Hes the kind of dude who over-enunciates horchata and says things like Our school splurges on Sri Lankan cinnamon.

Bullying requires an unwilling participant, he says.

Do I seem unwilling?

In general, I love being the fruit ninja.

Im friends with the people I make them with.

Let that be enough.

(So now its not weird if we play bar mitzvahs.)