American Vandal
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Be it ever so creative, Ill never love a joke about poop.
Aside from Throwback Thursday, I havent heard Shit Stain McClain in years.
And Alex Wright dressed as him for Halloween because Kevin gave him his hat!
Hes the kind of dude who over-enunciates horchata and says things like Our school splurges on Sri Lankan cinnamon.
Bullying requires an unwilling participant, he says.
Do I seem unwilling?
In general, I love being the fruit ninja.
Im friends with the people I make them with.
Let that be enough.
(So now its not weird if we play bar mitzvahs.)