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In the words of Constance Langdon, this episode was everything I dreamed of, witchy-poos.
Madison and Chablis question Constance on Michael Langdons (Cody Fern) origin story.
But for the Grand Dame of Murder House, nothing comes for free.
Raising a demon baby would drive me to drink too, so I get it.
It does not like have to be like this people, this is a dangerous binary!
Theres got to be a happy medium between raising a demon baby and overdosing on pills and potion.
We even get a glimpse of Constances fourth child, a daughter whose eyes were gouged out.
He is literally a tearjerker!
This hurt Michaels feelings and pushed him over the edge.
Prompting him to stab new homeowners in the head and burn their spirits.
You see, the thing about Michael is he doesnt just murder bodies, he destroys their soul.
And, this is all the proof I need that hes the Antichrist.
Time to tell Cordelia before the impending apocalypse.
She remembers that the house was always sweltering hot when he was home … hot like HELL.
I dont want to point out the obvious here but MURDER of crows?
There clearly is some MURDER afoot.
Turns out the Murder House was built over the portal to hell.
At this point, we get the explanation for how Ms. Mead becomes Michaels foster mother.
Apparently, a trio of satanists swing by the Murder House to show Michael his true power.
This prompts them to find an innocent girl to victimize.
And this is why we dont hitchhike, folks.
It always ends with a cult of devil-worshipers sacrificing you to their dark lord and ripping out your heart.
Langdon eats this innocent girls heart like a certain peach and his demon shadow spreads its wings.
The real insult is that its only after all this that Vivien makes the decision to kill him.
Girl … where were you when he was skinning Ratatouille?
Talk about absentee parenting, Vivien was about as emotionally unavailable as every boyfriend Ive ever had.
Langdon disappears and we find out that his father isnt Ben or Tate … its THE DARKNESS ITSELF.
Yup, called it.
This was as plain to see as Tates roots.
This allows Violet and Tate to spend the rest of eternity in love.
