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Lo and behold, her armoire is infested with snakes.
Unfortunately, when she serves the group, the snakes regenerate and slither all over their table.
Something is fishy about this snake soup.
Langdon interrupts everyones immersive dinner to start interrogations for the cooperative sanctuary, which he describes as cooperation.
I like that in the end of times, people have stopped trying.
It gives me hope that my efforts now are truly futile.
For some reason, Gallant volunteers to be cooperated first.
I like this game!
Im going to start being rude and claim its because humanity is dying.
Timothy got into UCLA literally two weeks ago and Emily was arrested for protesting!
They need to slow their roll.
Emily and Timothy go snooping in Langdons room that mysteriously has its door ajar.
I love that in the apocalypse, Macbooks are still the computer of choice.
I will give up my Retina display when you rip it from my cold, dead, irradiated fingers.
This, now, gives them license to have sex.
I believe Emily and Timothys fundamental problem is that they dont want to accept that the world is over.
Otherwise, do what youre told and learn to love dry humping.
Now its Sarah Paulsons turn for the cooperative interrogation cooperation.
Langdon responds by reading her scoliosis.
Damn, who would have thought that the nuclear winter would be such a cold world out there?
Everyone is so mean.
(I should note, the reason that I keep referring to Mx.
Where is her EGOT?
I could listen to her read the Urban Dictionary … which would get her that Grammy!)
Now were at dinner and everyone is roasting the hell out of each other.
(And Then There Were None, I guess?)
At her core, Evie is a selfish, heinous (definitely bigoted!)
And isnt that what the apocalypse is about?
People at their most desperate revealing their true selves when the Rubberman meets the road.
And if youre the Antichrist cough, cough bringing this dissension is your literal only job.
The sanctuary is death/Heaven.
Yes, this theory is based on two episodes!
ButLostreally messed with my head and I trust no plot or reality.
Anyway, I digress …
Emily keeps trying to have sex with Timothy.
Im sorry, but nothing about this captive scenario would make me horny.
Maybe its the cannibalism or the familial betrayal, but I just dont think its the right time!
Somewhere in the middle of all this madness, Gallant follows up with Langdon about their tryst.
because Gallant is too needy.
Cue Emma Roberts surprise GIF.
This means that technically the Rubberman could be having sex with himself?
I dont know how this will work itself out, but I am open to anything!
Okay, back to the Emma Roberts GIF.)
Their defense is basically This rule sucks!
That is not useful or productive.
Why would you play with your life like that?
Seems irresponsible to me, but what do I know!
This is an interesting twist, but Ive noticed there are still no witches.
Where my coven at?
