American Horror Story
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Everyone knows that this season ofAmerican Horror Storyis supposed to be acrossover betweenMurder HouseandCoven, right?
Then why didnt I see even one witch?
Where was Connie Britton having sex with a sex gimp and Dylan McDermotts impossibly-toned-for-56 bare ass?
And I thought this was supposed to be about theMurder HouseAntichrist?
I came here for an Antichrist and all I got was Billy Eichner running around the street screaming.
Girl, I got that for like three seasons on TruTV for free.
Its calledBilly on the Street.
It even clocked in right at the 60-minute mark, which is rare for run-on-sentence Murphy these days.
All in all, I say very well done.
instability around the person who has his orange finger on the button that launches the nuclear weapons.
Who launched them and why is still one of the many mysteries well be left unraveling this season.
Immediately, Evie is my favorite character.
I love her almost as much as I love Myrtle Snow.
Apparently, Timmy is the only cis het male allowed to survive the impending nuclear winter.
The Outpost is pretty impressive, however.
The mood is like a slumber party gone wrong and I absolutely love it.
For some reason Mx.
The biggest way to torture everyone is to keep them from any sort of copulation, as Mx.
Venable says, or else they will be murdered.
What else do they have to do in that bunker?
I would have even slept with Evie by this point just out of boredom.
Is he the Antichrist that we were promised?
Just as everyone in the Outpost is about to lose their shit on Mx.
Venable, a visitor arrives.
Even scarier than Miriam and her enormously tall henchwoman dressed up in their steampunk end-of-the-world garb.
Inside we meet a man who is dressed like hes impersonating Tom Cruise inInterview With a Vampire.
Did we finally get our wish?
Is he really here?
Is it really happening?
It seems like it is, and the season is off to a great start.
