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Id just like to note, there are much easier ways to rekindle your relationship, folks.

Sarah Paulson in American Horror Story: Apocalypse.

Hasnt anyone on this show ever heard of marriage counseling?

In fact, shes charging $100,000 and she needs it in cash.

This also sounds very expensive, but this is an exchange rate that makes sense to me for witches.

Cordelia turns down the deal from the voodoo satan who looks a lot like the bad vampire inTwilight.

Somehow, when Dinah frames it like that, its clear Papa Legba was giving Cordelia the friends-and-family discount.

Personally, I would use my telepathic skills to bring world peace, but to each their own.

Wong), to find out their true motives.

Back at Miss Robichauxs Academy, Cocos powers are getting stronger.

Its then that John Henry informs the witches about who murdered him.

This is all the ammunition Cordelia needs to snuff out the warlock nuisance she had been so patiently ignoring.

At this moment, Cordelia needs Cocos help.

Like the rest of the audience, Coco audibly asks why.

After all, her powers are the physical manifestation of an FDA label.

I wish I could permanently shut the mouths of any person that said something I didnt like.

Could you imagine how tranquil my world would be?

Although, Im sure lace wouldnt be all too useful in a rainstorm.

Not before Miriam says that she gladly welcomes death, though.

If she loves death so much, she should name three of its albums!

But its clear Miriam isnt as excited for eternal damnation as she claims to be because she looks shook.