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Apparently, the ladies have been under an identity spell that erased their memory.
This spell was to protect them … FROM EVIL.
Langdon confronts the coven of witches in the foyer, and its clear that these people (demons?)
Now its time for some backstory.
A bunch of boys chant in a circle and transform shards of glass into a ball.
Ive been to Colorado.
I know what glassblowing is, and I am unimpressed.
(Turn some water into wine and then well talk, boys.)
These unremarkable warlocks are led by a remarkably cast council of rude men: Billy Porter, B.D.
Wong, and Cheyenne Jackson with a goatee.
When they arent training wizards, they surf the web on their MacBooks waiting for the prophesied alpha.
Perhaps Apple is on the cutting edge of technology, or it has a great product-placement deal.
Either way, Im more impressed by this than the abysmal wizards and their stupid glassblowing.
Why Meade was loitering outside of the county jail is a mystery to me.
She could have at least posted bail for Langdon, but I guess this is more dramatic.
But again, the council asserts that Langdon is their chance to stop being second-class citizens.
Its clear they are playing with devil fire.
We dont want an uprising of emotionally stunted mages wreaking havoc on us, do we?
Warlocks deserve to be a protected class under the 14th Amendment.
Lets start with Salem the cat.
No warlock has ever reached level four, and if anyone did, they would be the alpha.
Clearly, Langdon is a talented witch.
Now its time for more backstory.
(Note: These witches are starting off miles ahead of the circle-jerk of warlocks making paperweights.)
This seems impossible to Cordelia, as men are just not equal in magical ability to women.
Its biological, people!
The discussion turns aggressive when the men demand Cordelia administer the test of the seven wonders.
child kidnapper Lindsay Lohan.
I like this game!
The episode title asks Could It Be … Satan?
