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We did it, folks, we watched the greatest season ofAmerican Horror Storyand lived to tell the tale.
Lets start with the beginning of the end.
Wild to think that the fate of humanity rests in the hands of generational wealth.
Furthermore, Cocos new identity will verbally abuse Mallory to make her doubt her powers as the next Supreme.
Back at the outpost, they resurrect Coco and Mallory from their ill-fated food-poisoning deaths.
At this moment, Langdon offers the witches the opportunity to kneel and pledge their allegiance to him.
Dinah, the snake that she is, abandons the witches to go with the winning team.
My only regret is that I did not see Angela Bassett more this season.
Nevertheless, I hope she wins an Emmy, a Golden Globe, and a J.D.
Power Award for this brief cameo.
With Dinah dead, Meade Bot takes this cue to kill all the witches with her literal firearm.
Cordelia stops this by exploding Meade Bots body.
Myrtle also takes a lock of Michaels hair which she describes as smooth as silk.
Injured, Mallory limps into a room as Myrtle burns alive the idiot that put humanity at great risk.
Marie and Cocotryto hold Michael off and its honestly … laughable.
Marie does an elaborate voodoo dust thing that is supposed to keep Michael from passing an invisible barrier.
This, of course, doesnt work.
Instead, he stabs her and then eats her heart.
Then, its my poor sweet Cocos turn.
To say that the coven doesnt have a deep bench would be the understatement of the year.
Naturally, Langon murders Coco too.
Now that the the covens (thin) defenses are down, Michael is ready to kill Cordelia.
Before Cordelia dies she tells Michael, Satan has one son but my sisters are legion, motherfucker.
Just like that we are transported back to Murder House in 2015. and she banishes him from her house.
As Langdon crosses the street, Mallory hits him with her Range Rover.
Then she backs up and runs over him again.
Then she puts the car in drive and runs over him a third time (3!)
just for posterity, exchanging knowing glances with Constance Langdon.
Its mean but so delicious.
If you rememberthe first episode of the season, their bloodline was supposed to be preserved.
The two attractive teens meet at a coffee-shop protest and a year later they give birth to a child.
The young parents find that their toddler has murdered his babysitter.
