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They do cheer routines.
They stage talent shows.
They long for musical careers!
And this week,theyre even putting on a musical.
If weve learned anything from the rest ofRiverdales musical performances, itll be both needlessly dramatic and oddly sexual.
Horniness quotient:So low that the CW didnt even bother putting the video online.
Who, you know, was murdered by his dad.
Horniness quotient:Oh God, now were thinking about Jasons dad again.
Murder is not sexy!
Its pretty sedate parents are watching and smiling!
but also about sharing their love and their hearts with each other.
Horniness quotient:As much sexual tension as youd get from the average picnic.
Veronica and the Pussycats, Union of the Snake (Season 2, Episode 11)
Get it?
Horniness quotient:We give this three out of ten Le Bons.
Theres some weird sexual energy in this gazebo, but we just cant explain why.
Have a character hide jingle jangle in a cross,Riverdale!
Horniness quotient:How horny is God?
These two can make anything horny!
Its not quite fully formed, but it definitely has a vibe.
Horniness quotient:[Giggles.]
Horniness quotient:A master class in transforming a genuinely saccharine song into a soft-core cheerleading extravaganza for teens.
Horniness quotient:Far too horny for a school event.
How aboutRents ode to breaking rules and staying up late?
Horniness quotient:Too horny to pay rent.
Howd these three get on the buildings awning?
This is a safety hazard!
Archie and Veronica refusing to finish their verse as a singing collective.
Horniness quotient:Everyones gonna need some serious therapy.
