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At Sunday nights Oscars, thepredictionthatLady Birdwould fly home empty-handed extremelyAnne Hathaway voice came true.

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(First of all: Thanks.

Second of all: You all take me way too seriously.)

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It gave us Beanie Feldstein saying titular role.

This movie did more for Justin Timberlakes career thanMan of the Woods.

Its a movie that made uscall our moms!

The way Sister Sarah-Joan reads prom theme options: Cities of the World, Eternal Flame, and movies!

The way Danny tells Lady Bird he remembers her from musical auditions because she was wearing that dress.

How Kyle calls Lady Bird a good girl for not having a cell phone.

We got throughLemonadelosing its deserved Grammys, and Timmy keeping his unibrow intact on thecover ofGQ well be fine.

and And if nothing else: Sis, weregetting three more!

It was late, and I was drunk, but I mostly meant it.