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We mourn their fabulous vacations.
We mourn their public displays of affectionandtheir public displays of hatred.
Here is an extensive recollection of their relationship plus what Lady Gaga was up to.
The circle of life begins again.
March 19, 2015:Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhousebreak up.
Notably, Waterhouse is presently happily dating Robert Pattinson.
Truly cannot wait forthat timeline.
Is this where Bradley Cooper decidesheshould do a musical?
They alsomingled in D.C.at a White House Correspondents dinner party.
May 5, 2015:If youre going to confirm your relationship, do it at the Met Gala.
August 9, 2015:Bradley Cooperbegins working onA Star Is Born.
Its the beginning of the end, but things only ramp up for Cooper and Shayk.
For a while, their relationship plays out happily, like the first half of theUpintro.
August 12, 2015:They hang out on theAmalfi Coast.
September 14, 2015:She hangs out withhis mom.
October 22, 2015:They hang out withboth moms.
January 21, 2016:And in the new year, theystart lookingfor a home together.
But it was breakfast and they both dressed like they were going to the gym after.
So it makes sense that nothing came out of that.
March 8, 2016:Casting forA Star Is Bornhits a little bump whenBeyonce asks for too much money.
BRB, imagining a world where Beyonce is Ally and this timeline doesnt exist.
That is exactly the kind of lie two Capricorns would make up.
July 18, 2016:Bradley Cooper is veryhands-onin recruiting a new leading lady, Gaga, that is.
July 19, 2016:Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinneyend their engagementand part after five years together.
August 16, 2016:History is made.
Oscar voters everywhere feel a chill.Lady Gaga is castin Bradley Coopers humble remake ofA Star Is Born.
Im elated to be directed by & starring w/ Bradley in this project.
Next has to be a doctors visit.
November 30, 2016:Irina Shayk ispregnantand so excited.
Tabloids stop referring to her legs as pins and start calling her things like mama-to-be.
December 21, 2016:Mama-to-be iscaught wearingan emerald engagement ring.
Coopers Catholic upbringing really jumped out.
March 2017:A baby,Lea de Seine Shayk Cooper, is born.
July 10, 2017:Things are good.
They have millions of dollars.
They have an infant.
They leave that infant at home tovacation with Anderson Cooper.
Shes wearing an engagement ring.
It feels like the last five minutes of a rom-com.
August 31, 2018:Bradley Cooper says hefell in lovewith Lady Gaga at the Venice Film Festival.
Its one thing to ruin his own relationship, but dont ruinItalyfor Irina, Bradley.
Similarly, he is pissed at Taffy Akner-Brodesser and, more generally, the press.
Its not our fault he professed his love for Lady Gaga toVariety.
February 2019:Bradley Cooper starts togrow out his beard.
February 2019:Another Capricorn lie: Shayk claims they arejust private people.
February 24, 2019:Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga singShallow at the Oscars.
Shayk, presumably,packs up the house.
February 26, 2019:Just kidding she absolutely doesnt do that, but she should have.
February 28, 2019:Lady Gagashuts downreports that theres anything happening between her and her director and co-star.
He doesnt even have an Oscar … so …
March 12, 2019:Rumors Lady Gaga is pregnant?
Yeah,pregnant with #LG6.
May 6, 2019:Shayk attends theMet Gala alone.
The thread is named Lea de Seine.
June 6, 2019:Cooper and Shaykbreak up due to irreconcilable differences.
He doesnt drink and is into spirituality.
She wants to go out, a source says.
Hopefully they each learned something from this relationship: how to effectively lie to the public.
