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), and thousands of torn Hulk pants (estimably!).
Avengers, assemble … so we can critique what youre wearing.
10.GrootWithInfinity War, the Avengers are getting some new recruits.
And of all the dozens of Thanos challengers, none puts less effort into their look than Groot.
And we get it.
Hes a living tree.
But even trees wear things sometimes.
Or rolls of toilet paper.
Does He Need a Makeover?Fortunate for Groot, gardeners are more affordable than stylists.
Its as if the Mens Warehouse came out with a limited-editionGoodfellasline.
Which means his tee collection should start hitting an early-80s references any day now.
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Does He Need a Makeover?Tony is a billionaire and hes a visionary.
But when it comes to public appearances, he looks like neither.
Or he could walk into aTom Ford boutiqueand just buy everything.
Because that sounds like something Tony Stark would do.
8.Steve RogersFor a guy devoted to defending all men, Steve Rogers doesnt really dress like any of them.
In fact, Rogers doesnt even have to go that far for a fashion precedent.
All he needs to do Google search the words Chris Evans and fashion.
Which is a thing Rogers can feasibly do because, duh, the Multiverse is real.
Which makes the difference between timelessness and cluelessness.
7.Natasha RomanoffNatalia Alianovna Natasha Romanoff, otherwise known as the Black Widow, is the worlds greatest superspy.
Alas, she is not the worlds greatest stylist.
Both understood that racking up some major ogling points can also serve as a purposeful distraction tactic.
Which gives us hope.
Granted, her S.H.I.E.L.D.
6.Peter ParkerIs it fair to pick on a high-school student?
You dont need eight eyes to see that Parker has a style precedent, so whats with thedorkyscience-punT-shirts?
Does He Need a Makeover?Unequivocally, yes.
No one looks good ina yellow sports jacket, even if that means his quitting the debate team.
But Parker needs to remember that hes a wallcrawler, not a wallflower.
But for all the wardrobe malfunctions in the MCU, this one is the most perplexing.
As the only worthy proprietor of the Mjolnir hammer, Thors shlump isnt even worthy of a DeWalt.
Does He Need a Makeover?How should a god dress?
Do they outfit themselves in Jerry Lorenzos edgy menswear label Fear of God?
Do they shop at New Yorks budget-friendly OMG Jeans?
Or perhaps the supreme ones wear exclusively Supreme?
Thor is a physically formidable presence, both burly and athletic, and he could use some prestigious splendor.
Like, for example,a gilded Versace baroque jacketor a three-piece crushed-velvet suit.
Bruce BannerHulk smash, but Banner bore.
The answer is probably no more complex than the Avengers already haveone resident costumed eggplantin their ranks.
Some will make the argument that its also technically his super-suit, but they would be wrong.
DespitePeter Parkers incredulity, Strange is the only MCU character who has no alias and uses his real moniker.
Thus, no super-suit.
2.VisionFor a guy whos only 3 years old, Vision has already figured fashion out.
And as if adolescence wasnt hard enough, imagine having a fuchsia complexion on top of it.
Theres a precedent for the truly fashion forward not needing such a pedestrian thing as a last name.
And TChalla, latest in the Black Panther lineage, is no exception.
A gold-speckled tuxedo jacket in one scene.
AnIkere Jonesburgundy silk print scarf in another.
can claw away at all that swag.
All of this culminates in a standout character that truly epitomizes TChic.
Therefore, we think Tchalla fashion sense is already purrfect (that was our last cat pun.
