Save this article to read it later.

Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection.

The Kering Women in Motion Talk series at the Cannes Film Festival is a fancy invite.

Article image

Cold-pressed juices are handed out to attendees.

Not just anyone gets to go.

So when the golden ticket landed in my in-box, I was obliged to attend.

It was kind of a disaster.

A rhetorical question Ill throw out into the ether: Why are heterosexual men so embarrassing?

(Again: men, embarrassing, why.)

But thank god that guy got his chance to tell Carey Mulligan he approved of her appearance.