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In show business, they say that its all about who you know.
Well, youre in luck because now you know Priyanka!
Ive written multiple comedy scripts and submitted them to contests and diversity programs, but to no avail.
Other than this, there is no way for me to submit scripts to agents or production companies.
Finding someone with Hollywood connections isnt exactly easy in a school full of future physics and stats majors.
Many people Ive turned to have told me to wait, but this is not an option for me.
I am totally, totally lost.
I cannot afford to get script coverage or submit scripts to high-end, coveted contests.
Whats your advice on seemingly hopeless situations like these?Geeta M., New York
Poor Geeta!
And to be in crushing debt.
Confession: I hesitated in answering this letter because it felt so self-indulgent to write to my 22-year-old self.
Lets address your fears one by one.
First, kindly do not be discouraged by the Deafening Silence of Contests and Diversity Programs.
Thistotallyworks out for some people.
You talk about paying for coverage, but is that necessary?
Im 38 and just sold my first TV show, which I get to write and direct.
And none of my jobs have ever required me to write.
I really, really,reallyget it.
Are there screenwriting or filmmaking courses at your school?
Creative writing, even?
Teachers like to help students, it turns out.
Finally, and I dont think Im projecting (although sorry if I am!
), you say youre surrounded by scientists, so lets go ahead and discuss your cultural burden!
This stuff is not easy to deprogram!
The problem is the itch to create, which is an ailment they could never have predicted when emigrating.
And their argument that writing and performing are nice hobbies!
sounds almost reasonable as you put on your lady suit for another corporate recruiting event.
I have been there.
It is a terrible feeling.
These are extreme options!
If you want to be a writer, no one can stop you from writing.
When it happens, theyre very proud!
So, get a day job.
Submitted questions are sometimes edited for length, clarity, or to preserve anonymity.Need some advice from Priyanka?
Shoot her a line at priyanka@vulture.com.
