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Dollhouses those handy miniature metaphors for either childhood wonder or the corruption of innocence are having a big summer.
Show some respect, cats.
Its tragically flammable, but even in miniature, you cant have everything.
Little Andre Gregorys little sweater!
To quote Corky (Christopher Guest), you might make up your own dialogue!
But its a covetable front-opening model, tastefully decorated in high early-90s style (so many pastels!)
with ceilings high enough for Barbie.
Janes dollhouse inMary PoppinsA very large, no-frills townhouse that resembles the Banks home at 17 Cherry Tree Lane.
Best feature: its a snap to clean.
Still, its an artifact of her privileged-yet-oppressive upbringing.
And she brings along her tape recorder, roughly the equivalent size of a grand piano.
Its also beautiful but spying on Hogencamps private world cant help but feel intrusive.
Lovely light fixtures though.
Ammas dollhouse inSharp ObjectsTheres something a little too obsessive about Ammas exact replica of her mothers New Orleans mansion.
Even more shocking: look at the size of that thing!
It could fetch $2K a month in New York City, easy.
But it does literally hold the key to the closet where cinemas scariest piece of porcelain is hiding.
Its like theJeopardyhome game, but with immolation and zombies instead of the Daily Double.
Kids programming was different in the 90s!
If youre looking for the polar opposite of that Jim Henson dollhouse, its this.
