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Its bigger than me.
at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
I like to tell lies.
According to Shakira, hips dont lie, which makes me a bundle of contradictions, she says.
I didnt get visited by the breast fairy.
I got a visit from the thigh fairy, and she had a trigger finger.
In Edinburgh in 2012, Gadsby included several jokes on the stereotypes surrounding her sexuality.
Of course Im a lesbian.
Look at this haircut.
What else am I gonna do?
The thing about this haircut is Ive always had it.
Ive always had it and I have never, ever asked for it.
Its as if every hairdresser Ive ever walked into has just taken one look and gone Oh yeah.
She looks a little bit lesbian.
Why dont we just clear up any confusion?
At the Melbourne Comedy Festival in 2013, she discussed taking antidepressants.
Some people dont like antidepressants.
Ive been told, No, they should be banned.
Theyre for the weak.
The weak in the head, she says.
Yep, that pretty much sums it up.
Schools for the uneducated.
Do you wanna close them down too?
I think my attention is in so much deficit I forgot to fidget and chuck pencils.
Basically Gwyneth likes Taylor because she doesnt slut it up, she said of Gwyneth Paltrows T-Swift enthusiasm.
Why are we still doing that?
I clocked off for a few years I was doing some gardening or something.
I thought, Oh, I might make it one day.
I look up and here it is, just the slut-guts or Taylor.
Pink headbands on bald babies stop it, she says.
Would you put a bangle on a potato?
At the moment, neither are available in the U.S., but hopefully this will change soon.
If youre in Australia, you’ve got the option to download them on iTunes.
Both shows aired on the Australian Broadcast data pipe (ABC, the Aussie equivalent of the BBC).
Im not acting when I act.
She also has a group of very funny short clips calledThe Renaissance Womanon herYouTube channel.
