A Celebrity Profile That’s Only Descriptions of What They Were Wearing, If That’s Really All You Want, You Animals, by Jeff Wucher

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Without question my favorite band.

For her pants, denim as well: distressed bell bottoms, cuffed, from Rag & Bone.

Laced up tight, her high-top sneakers are to die for ( !

Peeking over her high-tops are polka-dotted, Alpaca wool socks.

This is an ensemble-defining piece.

Its one of my favorite things.

to check that I wore it for this piece, Ive been wearing it day in and day out.

Also, know this interloper: I am untouchable.

No one will ever believe you.

So shut up and give them what they want already.

Its practically 24-karat gold!

Grace to the Finish Linepremieres this Friday on Crackle.

Jeff Wucher is a writer and performer living in Brooklyn.