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Sheldons last-ditch effort at befriending Kripke involves going indoor rock-climbing.

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It doesnt end with him getting time on the Open Science Grid Computer, though.

The supergenius thinks hes much smarter than the infrequently employed actress and Cheesecake Factory waitress turned pharmaceutical sales rep.

The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis is my pick forthebest of the series 255 installments heading into the final season.

He couldnt have planned for just how out-of-this-world special Pennys gift would be, though.

(No spoiling that delicious little detail.)

The guys are assembled at Sheldon and Leonards pad for a game ofDungeons & Dragons.

You just got pantsed in the schoolyard, Four Eyes.

That Sheldon and Leonard became scientists because of him cushions the career slight.

obsessive fandom) that Professor Proton earns from Sheldon may be something he comes to regret.

This is like being asked to ascend Mount Olympus and dine with the gods, Sheldon says.

Or a Korean family in Alhambra, Arthur quips.

But theyll know Im not you.

Should I call myself Professor Proton Jr.?

So, in a way its like Im your son?

Arthur:Whatever.Sheldon:Father.Arthur:Sure, what the hell.

(And lets not get started on Sheldons many, many jargon-laden rants.)

Your potential relationship with Leonard right now can be thought of as both good and bad, he said.

It is only by opening the box that youll find out which it is.

He told pals Penny and Bernadette what he was planning for the Amys special day: Its settled.

Amys birthday present will be my genitals.

cat meme to his email address.

She responds by refusing to take his order at the Cheesecake Factory.

Its Howard and Raj, whose bromance is a go-to for great B-story adventures.

(Screw the Roommate Agreement!

Leonard yells to Sheldon during the pre-flashback thermostat tiff.

You dont screw the Roommate Agreement!

The Roommate Agreement screws you!)

First, Sheldon intruded upon Leonards frisky time with a woman named Joyce Kim.

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