90 Day Fiance
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We are finally at the finale of90 Day Fianceand wow, weve come so far, folks.
This week, we bear witness to no fewer than four (4) weddings.
What a time to be alive!
We learned last week thatimmediatelyafter getting married, Jay downloaded Tinder to cruise for women.
For some reason, Jay wants us to feel bad about the predicament that he got himself into.
He regrettably asks the audience, Would you call messaging someone cheating?
To which I respond, yes, absolutely.
Jays problem is that he lacks impulse control, a behavioral issue very common among male adolescents.
Again, nothing about Jays conduct is surprising if you have two eyes and and a brain.
Ashley cant believe he was direct messaging a ~thicc~ 18-year-old white girl.
I can believe this, very easily actually.
Ashley is unsure whether Jay is sorry because he cheated on her or because he got caught.
ImpositiveJay is sorry because he faces deportation.
Honestly, Ashley is the most emotionally dense saint to every walk this earth.
There is no gray area with this advice!!
Yet somehow Ashley leaves the conversation thinking, Hmmm, I still dont know what to do about Jay.
I understand that shes responsible for Jay so she cant kick him out of her house.
The man downloaded Tinder the day after his wedding.
There is no excuse Jay can make about boredom that justifies this.
(#DontCheatorDontGetCaughtonTV).
As this season wraps, Im glad we can all agree on one thing … Ashley is a fool.
Kalani and Asuelu spend their entire wedding day saying they hope her father doesnt find out about her pregnancy.
For people who dont want this secret to get out, they sure talk about it a lot.
Little do they understand that the best lies start from within.
Unfortunately, these scenes show us the story-structure flaws of reality TV.
There are so many little delights here that fill me with absolute joy.
I hope he gets an end-of-year bonus for this free promo because otherwise hes sold himself too short.
(John, if you need someone to manage your influencer career, call me.
I have no experience and tons of confidence!)
And while Stringer Bell was running a successful illegitimate business, Coltee is probably editing Myspace HTML.
(No shade!)
What a twist!!!!
I just want to know what exactly happened and why the90 Daycamera crew wasnt there!
Now Larissa may face deportation as criminal charges arent very good for a green card system.
I guess they dont want to witness their fathers holy matrimony with the stepmom from Cinderella.
Eric and Leidas day is mostly uneventful, except somehow Eric forgot his pants 35 minutes before the wedding?
My favorite part of the wedding is when Eric makes a toast to everyone that showed up.
This is such a passive-aggressive way to insult your family on national television.
I appreciate Erics sweat-covered decision to double down.
Fernanda and Jonathan also get married, and it is beautiful.
Of all the90 Day Fiancecouples they seem most like theyre going to make it.
Which sounds like she is having two weddings.
One more wedding than most first-time brides, and two more weddings than me!
I feel sorry for her predicament … but not that sorry.
