90 Day Fiance
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Are episodes of reality TV supposed to give me severe anxiety?
Because my blood pressure is so high after watching this episode.
We start this iteration of90 Day Fiancewith Jonathan chasing after Fernanda in the parking lot of an 18-and-up bar.
To say that things have taken a bleak turn would be the understatement of the year.
(White privilege is having a very public domestic dispute that passersby dismiss as casual discussion.)
They even go as far as to practically simulate sex while theyre at the gym.
Honestly, if I wanted to see a womans insides, Id watchLaw and Order SVU.
And while Steven is excited to be a father, he is not emotionally equipped to be an adult.
Immediately after Olga has had major surgery, Steven begins verbally abusing the mother of his child.
Steven treats performing simple tasks like washing his hands as an insurmountable obstacle.
If I was Steven watching back on this episode, I would be ashamed of myself.
This is an outrageous statement to make, but I have to commend her for her boldness.
Yet Colt struggles to meet her wants, refusing to spend more than $10,000 on the necessity.
Deb passive-aggressively tells him that he will have an interesting life which … isnt a compliment.
But this experience is more for Colt than it is for Larissa if were being honest.
In Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania, Ashley and Jay live out the plot ofGet Out.
Having come from Jamaica, a majority black country, this makes Jay deeply uncomfortable.
The only thing that can soothe him is pickles.
Jay corrects her, saying shell be fine, but hell have to get used to it himself.
After hearing his story, Jays barber tries to convince him to not get married.
Im not sure why he would admit this on national television, but to each their own.
Kalani and Asuelu are on the road to their new life at her parents vacation home in Utah.
The couple seems to be getting along well until the baby starts crying.
Naturally, Aseulu is hurt because Kalani yelled at him.
I imagine that when I have children I will verbally berate anyone who even breathes at my child incorrectly.
Whats worse is that when Kalani tries to apologize, Asuelu puts his fingers in his ears.
Why is every man on this show an emotionally stunted adult?
Kalani was wrong, but Aseulu should at least hear her apology.
But he feels like she treats him like a child, which is kind of true.
I hate Nick because he says Asuelu is way too long a name for him to remember.
Asuelu hilariously (and terrifyingly) says hes never used a condom before.
Apparently Asuelu believes condoms are for slut people.
While Eric is at work, Leida shows her family his disgusting apartment, which makes me sad.
Leidas father just walks around the living arrangement sighing, Oh…
In his confessional, when asked about Erics condo, Leidas father says he has no comment.
Leida isnt being very realistic about her future with Eric and I strongly believe she should stay in Indonesia.
Eric has too much pride, but pride wont pay for Alessandros tuition.
Until next time …
