90 Day Fiance
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I dislike everything about this man-child and I hope that Russia deports him.
Ultimately, Stevens problem with Olga is that hes jealous of the attention the baby is getting over him.
Imagine being jealous of a newborn baby; this is a level of narcissism rivaled only by Jenna Maroney.
And the fact that Olga has to apologize to this monster?
Someone needs to give him a vasectomy to double-check he cant subject this terror on any other unsuspecting women.
In Las Vegas, Colt and Larissa go apartment shopping since their lease is almost up.
Larissa loves the first place they look at, probably because Colts mother is nowhere to be found.
First it was the furniture shop, then the car dealership, now its the apartment.
If you cant afford something or refuse to change your lifestyle, keep your pancake butt at home.
Its cruel and a waste of everyones time.
Eventually, Colt and Larissa break the news to Deb that theyd like to move.
Colt has lived with his mother for 33 years and this conversation is literally 15 years too late.
Even Larissa believes its time to cut the umbilical cord.
Deb reacts by passive-aggressively saying shell move to a senior living home.
I respect her commitment to emotionally manipulating her son.
From my vantage point, Colt wants to have his cake and keep his mother-wife.
Fernanda is relieved to see her future mother-in-law, and thus the dress shopping begins.
Everything seems to be going well until the nosy sales associate starts asking too many damn questions.
This is why people need to mind their own business.
This beautiful moment turns sour quickly when Fernanda is reminded that her mother wont be at the wedding.
The exterior of the hall is cute, but inside, the overhead lighting is unforgiving.
To calm herself down, Leida insists that the success of the wedding depends on their florist.
I cannot think of a more selfish ask.
Leida needs to accept that she is never going to get her ideal wedding on Erics budget.
Thats just the way it is.
In Utah, Kalani and Asuelu move full steam ahead with their wedding.
Kalani goes wedding dress shopping with her sister Kolini, (not to be confused with Kalani).
She says she cant commit to a single dress because she isnt ready to commit to this marriage.
(I love my metaphors like I love my men: heavy-handed.)
Apparently, Kalani isnt ready to commit to Asuelu because shes unsure hell be a good father to Oliver.
He will never live up to her and her familys expectations of him.
Kalani needs to accept him or move on.
I hate that his brother said that once Asuelu is done with her, hed like a turn.
I hate that when confronted with that information Asuelu doesnt apologize, he just shuts down.
Asuelu suffers from the same ailment that afflicts Steven; hes an adult child.
Where Steven is abusive, Asuelu is non-verbal.
