90 Day Fiance
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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to say nothing.
Every time this man gets on camera he looks like he just did the ice bucket challenge.
I cant tell if Eric has overactive glands or if hes just nervous, but something needs to change.
(I say this as someone who sweats profusely, which is why I dont wear gray bodycon.)
Eric needs to start wearing hats, because he is so damp his hair sticks to his forehead.
Sorry for the digression but its something I cannot ignore any longer.
Back at Erics rented apartment, she is miserable.
Eric wont put his daughter out on the street, which is technically the bare minimum of parenting.
Unfortunately, Leida does not want to be a parent to this grown woman.
I appreciate her resilience and angst, but Leida does not.
But the foodisflavored, which is more than Larissa can say about Debs bland cooking.
I hope she runs off with him to spare Colt and Deb from a life of her tyranny.
Over dinner, Colt discusses his hesitancy to plan the wedding.
In Russia, we are treated to another lighthearted scene of Steven verbally abusing the mother of his child.
Luckily for us, their fighting has shifted locations, from the hospital to the car.
Steven demands that Olga have good manners, which if youre paying attention, isnt very well-mannered at all.
Right now, Im praying that Olga finds a kinder boyfriend, because Steven is not the one!
After much emotional labor, spearheaded exclusively by the woman, Steven and Olga resolve their issues.
Back in Mechanicsburg, the seams are coming undone in Ashley and Jays relationship.
Their problem is that Ashley is needy and untrusting.
Jay is downstairs playing video games, which annoys Ashley because hes not paying attention to her.
It kind of comes with the territory.
This is when Jay admits that he feels like hes in prison.
Although, in Ashleys defense, Jay should tell her when hes leaving the house.
In Jays defense, he hates her and does not want to be with her.
This is clear because all they do is argue.
In Utah, Asuelu, Kalani, and Nick make a run at raise Baby Oliver.
Kalani doesnt trust that Asuelu is competent enough to watch his son unsupervised.
This editing is so mean and so deliciously hilarious.
Now, I understand why Kalani doesnt trust Asuelu with the baby I dont trust Asuelu alone with himself.
Especially now that I know that he refers to his anus as his boohole.
Honestly, I am so stressed watching Asuelu watch his son under Nicks supervision.
(Think Porky Pig inSpace Jam.)
Asuelu cant even hold the baby right!
He puts his 6-month-old child on his shoulders and it is alarming.
If I was the customer associate at the baby store, Id call child protective services.
Lastly, we have Fernanda and Jonathan in Chicago meeting his family for the first time.
Ultimately, Jackie decides to just support them from the backline.
Fernandas meeting with Ceci, Jonathans mother, is not as kind.
Ceci tries to talk Fernanda out of marrying Jonathan by saying shes too young.
This is a bad point because, as Jonathan notes, Ceci was 22 when she had him.
If Ceci was really good at debate, she would bring up that he is a womanizer.
But Ceci isnt playing to win, shes playing to hurt.
Apparently the student has become the master.
