90 Day Fiance
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Larissa cooks and cleans for him and Colt just wants to have sex.
This is because Colt dreams of a sexualized wife, which we all know Larissa is not.
He has this rare condition where every experience Olga lives through affects him personally and worse.
In the meantime, Eric is going to keep making excuses for why Leidas family cant see his condo.
She walks into the house and literally screams, What the f is this?
And I cant blame her.
Theres trash and clothes everywhere, and a very convincing fly sound effect provided by the editing team.
Eric doesnt even have a real couch.
Its at this moment that I understand exactly why Ashley and Jay get along.
At this party, Ashleys friend Natalie confronts Jay about cheating.
Jay handles this well by removing himself from the conversation to avoid drama.
Ashley does not handle this well.
Instead, she cuts her childhood best friend out of her life permanently.
Its time we visit my sweet Asuelu, who is beautiful on the inside and out.
If it sounds like I have a bias towards Asuelu, its because I do.
He doesnt deserve the treatment Kalanis family has been giving him and I fear for his emotional health.
Their biggest issue is whether Asuelu will provide for Kalani and their son, Oliver.
Asuelu should support his family but he literally just got to the country a week ago.
Im so jealous of this financial security, you have no idea.
I routinely go on Tinder to get free food.
Goodness, I love his pure heart.
I, however, am not in love with Koloni, not to be confused with Kalani.
She sits Asuelu down to educate him on why she hates him.
I hate this scene, but we get the pleasure of seeing Asuelu try wine for the first time.
I love to watch him grow and experience new things in our beautiful country.
I love him so much.
Lastly, we have Fernanda, whose biggest flaw seems to be taking too long to get ready.
Conversely, shes marrying a man-child who informed his mother of his engagement via social media.
He is trepidatious about this because his mother is a jealous woman.
I dont know what that means.
Is there some prerequisite that every man on90 Day Fiancehas to have an Oedipal complex?
Or is this just a coincidence?
Either way, we set the groundwork for Fernanda to meet Jonathans difficult extended family.
Jonathan gets too drunk while Fernanda remains sober, a dynamic that would rock even the strongest of couples.
Ultimately, things hit the fan when Fernanda steps away and comes back to see Jonathan with another woman.
In Jonathans defense, he did tell this blonde stranger that he was engaged and couldnt dance.
Its all very juvenile but its the pop in of juvenile love we all dream of … right?
