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An EGOT recipient can do whatever the hell an EGOT recipient wants.

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(Meanwhile, a skirt I bought ten months ago has already disintegrated.)

Theyre usually folded over and over and over, its all one piece of fabric.

I thought it would tarnish!

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Its been hanging in my closet.

Heres to 56 more years.