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I dont know, you guys.

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Theres just so much … muck.

Amelia had a brain tumor that reset her entire personality.

Meredith became a feelingless martyr who doesnt need love, sex, or a character arc.

It hurts me to say, but I thinkGreys Anatomymight be broken.

with these five big changes.

In the slightly amended words of Derek Shepherd, Its a beautiful day to save TV shows.

I also know that Ellen Pompeodoesnt believethat Meredith needs a love interest.

And sure, she doesnt need one!

But she should still have a sex life.

Shes become a unflappable superwoman who has everything.

Jos abuser shows up at the hospital?

Mer doesnt break a sweat.

She wins the Harper Avery?

She barely looks up from surgery.

Her boyfriends ex shows upafter being missing for ten years?

Meredith basically shrugs and says, Que sera, sera!

It means that youre like everyone else: ambitious, messy, and, yes, horny.

Patients would come in and no one would know what to do with them!

Remember the guy who thought his foot was possessed?

Or the man who had so many warts he looked like a tree?

How about when Demi Lovato played the girl who could hear every sound inside her body?

Plots like those used to happen all the time.

These days, at least medically speaking, everyone seems a little too comfortable.

Why dont we see Alex and Meredith work together and disagree on a case?

How about Bailey encounters a patient problem that she cant solve?

Why dont we see Arizona do … anything?

The best thing to happen all season has been Karevs relationship with Kimmie Park.

Remember when relationships with inoperable patients were the bread and butter of this show?

Reinvest in that and well be golden.

Drown the DeLucas

Okay, hear me out.

Its the same thing with him every week, and its always been boring.

Tell us about it in a two-minute speech and then never mention it again.

Introduce new characters (who arent interns)

Greys Anatomyis a TV writers hydra.

Bring back Cristina Yang

Yes, Sandra Oh hasher own show.

Yes, its very, very unlikely that shed return toGreys.

But this would be theperfectanswer.