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The movieBright hailed asThe Worst Movie of 2017by IndieWire was … a lot.

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Here are just a few.

(And, yes, we know were overthinking this.)

But was it always that way?

Was there an Elf coup?

Did some Ur-Elf amass a great empire and fortune that all Elves through time have benefited from?

And Elves initiate the world?

Thats a good start!

How long has the blended society been around?Is this a forever thing?

As in, since the beginning of time?

If there is a Bible in theBright-verse, does it mention Brights?

Was Jesus a Bright?

If there are old Greek myths, would any of the gods be part Orc?

What is a Bright?Are they a mutation?

We know they are usually Elves but can be other species, so are they part of a bloodline?

This one is fundamental, guys.

Cant leave it unanswered.

Oh, and those glass intestine wings are radiating light.

Because someone clearly used magic?

But when the Elf assassin magicd the humans, they just turned into burning corpses.

Is the glass thing what happens when you magic Elves?

Or just the Inferni Elves, who are the Illuminati replacements trying to bring back the Dark Lord?

Why was this notveryclearly explained?

But do they have to be Elves?

Are all Inferni Brights?

Are there Inferni familiars, like with vampires?

They were protecting the Tikka, but they also all got wiped out pretty handily by the Elf assassin.

That bum swinging a sword in the street?

It seems like it should have been theironejob to do exactly that: rescue Tikka!

Seriously, will the Shield of Light mean more in aBrightsequel?

Will we find out their origins?

Will they … do something?

Is the only way to regenerate it by getting into that spa under the sacred tree?

Are there more sacred tree spas?

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What accent was Tikka speaking with?Lucy Fry, the actress who played Tikka, is Australian.

If she comes back for the sequel, dont make her do that mystical accent again.

Does he get to grow his teeth now?

Is that how you’re free to tell?

Will Jakoby be a better cop in the next one?We get it.

But now that hes a hero cop, he really needs to actually be an effective cop.

Will the Orc who shot Ward actually matter at all?Or was he totally a red herring?

Can Chance the Rapper be invited to the writers room for the sequel?He has some thoughts.

Even one was too many.

And dont say you cant because it wouldnt make sense.

Were so far past sense.

Why are you doing this sequel?Why?