SNLAnswers the Question You Hoped No One Would Ask AboutWilly Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Youre subsisting on boiled cabbage and shirt water. Which is the worse experience for Charlie, though? Last nights passionate lovemaking, or Kristen StewartsWilly Wonkasketch from way back in February 2017?

December 2, 2018 · 1 min · 45 words · Robert Brooks

SNLLet Claire Foy Give a Master Class on Reese Witherspoon’s Accent, Y’all

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December 2, 2018 · 1 min · 26 words · Ricky Sanchez

SNL’s Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough Are Horny for Each Other, Baby

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Because frankly, this is some soft-core stuff, folks! Brzezinski, same goes with the impure thoughts talk. Were glad they found a safe word with partisan politics, but this is MSNBC, not Skinamax. Related Tags:

December 2, 2018 · 1 min · 49 words · Joanna Moreno

The Real Housewives of Orange CountyRecap: Victim Mentality

The Real Housewives of Orange County Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. I honestly think that is pretty screwed up and I hope that Emily will find this a safe space. She looks better than I do in my swim trunks with a belly full of muffins and danishes. There is nothing unhealthy about Emilys weight and weve seen her working out on more than one occasion....

December 2, 2018 · 2 min · 327 words · Kelli Moran

Wes Anderson’s Next Film,The French Dispatch,Is a ‘Love Letter to Journalists’

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December 2, 2018 · 1 min · 33 words · Katelyn Rose

A Pushcart-Nominated Poet Got a Tattoo of Words She Plagiarized From Another Poet

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December 1, 2018 · 1 min · 15 words · Crystal Anderson

Ariana Grande’sThank U, NextHad Another Rom-Com Cameo Fall Through

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. (What, like its hardto coordinate schedules?We guess so!) We tried to get the real Warner fromLegally Blonde, but he wasnt available. He was shooting in Atlanta, the videos director, Hannah Lux Davis, explainedtoEWabout her Davis counterpart. We were all really bummed! Hey, at least thebend and snapcame to play. Related Tags:

December 1, 2018 · 1 min · 66 words · Eric Sheppard

Here Are John Waters’ 10 Favorite Films of 2018

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. The actors themselves seem like they might burst out laughing, but this is no joke, he wrote. Its the best movie of the year. Youll choke on your own gentrified excuses), andNico, 1988(Is junkie dignity possible? The answer is no). 1.Jeannette: The Childhood of Joan of Arc2. Nico, 19884.Mom and Dad5. Sollers Point9.Let It Fall: Los Angeles 1982-199210....

December 1, 2018 · 1 min · 78 words · Courtney Collier

Neil deGrasse Tyson Addressed His Sexual Misconduct Accusations on Facebook

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Neil deGrasse Tyson took toFacebookto address the multiple accusations of sexual misconduct he is is now facing. DeGrasse Tyson is accused of misconduct by two women, and of drugging and raping a third. In any claim, evidence matters. Evidence always matters, wrote deGrasse Tyson. But what happens when its just one persons word against anothers, and the stories dont agree?...

December 1, 2018 · 1 min · 151 words · Amanda Chavez

Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra Are United in Marriage; All Hail ChopJo!

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December 1, 2018 · 1 min · 50 words · Jessica Ramirez

Presenting Michael B. Jordan,AnchormanStan

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December 1, 2018 · 1 min · 42 words · Steven Cunningham

Stephen Colbert Makes His Case for Donald Trump Being Unable to Tell Time

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Move over,Trump-cant-readconspiracy. It was 9:24 a.m. How do they prepare him for these summits? Sure, the evidence might be a little flimsy, but inthe grand schemeof things … who knows. Related Tags:

December 1, 2018 · 1 min · 47 words · Heather Spencer

The 9 Worst Phrases From the Bad Sex Awards 2018 Short List

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Every year since 1993,The Literary Reviewtakes on the strenuous task of publishingthe worst sex writingof the year. Amidst a barrage of end-of-year lists, theirs is singularly tragic and horny. For this, we thank them for their service. Katerinaby James Frey 2. Again and again, semen poured from me, overflowing her vagina, turning the sheets sticky....

December 1, 2018 · 1 min · 172 words · Paul Brown